I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out I lock every other...
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us...
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's...
Between two evils I always pick the one I never tried before.
Get your facts first then you can distort them as you please.
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of...
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
Go to Heaven for the climate Hell for the company.
A day without sunshine is like you know night.
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit...
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning...
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
I believe that if life gives you lemons you should make lemonade... And try...
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A...
It's fun to go to the movies and be scared.
